- When the house phone rings
- Me: Who is it? *check caller ID*
- Ring ring ring ring
- Me: NO ONE'S HOME
- Ring ring ring
- Me: Why do people even CALL us
- Ring ring ring ring
- Me: Why won't the phone stop ringing?!?!
- And my dad sits and does nothing and my mom yells at both of us for not answering. We have a social disease.